Thursday, July 11, 2013

Bentan vs period

Dapat whatsaap dari Lisa pg ni....gelak sorang2 aku baca..macam2 hal Dania ni la...


Situasi : kat umah waktu ptg nak amik kembar.diaorg tgh tgk upin n ipin episod sunat.

Dania: Atuk,kenape bila jarjit nak pukul ulat kat kain upin n ipin tu dia org kata "jgnnnnnnn"

Atuk diam x jawab,mak yang yg jawab.

Makyang: memanglah,klu jarjit pukul ulat tu,nti terkena kain diaorg,nti diaorg sakitlah,diaorgkan baru pas sunat.

Muka dania berkerut cam pk something.

Dania: tppp,apa kene mengena kain tu sampai upin n ipin nak sakit pulak tok?

Atuk diam lg,agknye tgh pk ayat yg sesuai nk citer kat dania.makyang bersuara lagi...

Makyang: memanglah,org lelaki bila sunat,kain dia kena gantung camtu,klu terkena tempat sunat dia tu,sakitlah,boleh bentan jadinye.

Atuk: a'ah,bentan nti klu kena pukullll...

Dania: bentan tu ape tok?

Laaa..ingatkan dah sudah,ada lg rupenye soalan dia...

Atuk: bentan tu boleh bengkak dan kuar darah banyak...

Dania: ohhhhh...period yehhh...

Makyang,pakyang n uwan gelak besar.dania terpinga - pinga.atuk senyummm jer n terus ckp..

Atuk: berak kau period!

Makyang: hahahaha...period tu utk org pompuan je lah niyaaaaa...lelaki x de period!

Dania:ohhhhh,mana dania tau...(tersengih)

Hahahahaha...dania...dania...rupenye dia lum faham lg psl period...huhu...ini tugasan mama dia utk fahamkan dania tu ye...harap maklum.
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Masak mama dia nak jawab soalan dari anakanda nanti.....soalan berkait dan berulang tu malas nak jawab tu....

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29 comments:

  1. Farah Waheda Wahid Thursday, July 11, 2013

    wahai mama diva, sila jalankan tugasan untuk menerangkan tentang period kepada dania ek... hu hu hu hu...

    *bentan... tetiba terfikir meroyan dan merentan... apakah...lariiiii....

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Tgh pening nk fikir cane nk citer kat dia...knowing dania soalan2 dia penuh controversi..

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  2. AnumThursday, July 11, 2013

    hehehe
    nanti lama2 dia faham

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  3. UnknownThursday, July 11, 2013

    Hurmm..Macam mana lah sok² nak terangkan kat anak dara aiza tuh..pening jugak mikir nye..

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Tu la...SA pun tgh pening ni...mcm tu agaknya perasaan mak2 kita dulu kan...

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  4. penyisir rambutThursday, July 11, 2013

    dania umur berapa tu???
    dah besar ke?

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Baru nak masuk 9 tahun tp badan dia mcm budak umur 12 tahun...

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  5. emarieysThursday, July 11, 2013

    cerdik..tak tahu dia bertanya.tp tulah jenuhlah kita nak terangkan bagaimana..hehe

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  6. UnknownThursday, July 11, 2013

    hahahaa.. dah sebut darah tu yg dania pikir period... mmg kelakar la dania nih.. so, kena la phmkan dia btl2.. ;)

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Dia tau sbb maybecikgu dh bg tau..cuma dia x fhm je...nk bg dia fhm tu yg sgt2 pening tu...

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  7. Lyn YusoffThursday, July 11, 2013

    hahahah..
    takpe.. slow2 nnti sure dia akan paham

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  8. FarahFerraDotComThursday, July 11, 2013

    Aduhai la Danie..hehehe..so cepat2 explain kat dania yer..;p

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  9. attyfirThursday, July 11, 2013

    kena terang kan betul2 tu kat dania..pasal peyet.

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  10. UnknownThursday, July 11, 2013

    hahaha..comel jer..pandai plak dia yer..
    mesti jenuh pikir atuk ngan makyang tu..haha..

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Dia mmg mcm tu. .x fhm akan tanya but yg nk jwb tu yg pening tu...

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  11. ini kisahnyaThursday, July 11, 2013

    BUDAK2 MEMANG BANYAK TANYA.. JENUH.. TAK RETI PENAT POT PET POT PET

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Betul....pnt nk jwb..selagi x jwb..selagi tu la dia akan tanya...

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  12. RizzielaThursday, July 11, 2013

    hahaha..memanglah masak...sure soalan tu akan bertersan selagi dia x faham betul2 madsud period tu

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  13. safuraraThursday, July 11, 2013

    hahahahaha.nk menjawap soalan anak anak mmg satu kepayahan kan.nk bg dye paham lg.hehehe

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    1. Suria AmandaThursday, July 11, 2013

      Betul..tp kena explain jugak bg dia betul2 fhm...

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  14. iedaThursday, July 11, 2013

    anak jantan akak masa umur 10 thn pernah minta nak period sebab boleh cuti solat...

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  15. mummy_ayuFriday, July 12, 2013

    ha ha ha..lawak jer...

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  16. Zaza Abdul LatifMonday, July 15, 2013

    hahhaha lawak lah dania..

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